Wedgie Attack
Episode 4
Season 1
U.K. Air date October 7, 2006
U.S. Air date January 27, 2007
Written By Mark Zaslove
Secret Number 6301
Daily's name Cheeky Chops
Preceded by Bogie Ball
Billed with Bogie Ball
Followed by Commando Babies

Wedgie Attack is the 4th episode of The Secret Show, UZZ are blamed for crimes that they didn't do...

Fluffy Bunny ShowEdit

Sweet Little Granny introduces her show and just she starts her song, then a 'mouse' comes from nowhere and when it clicks the bunny, it disappears. It zooms out, revealing that Ray is the one deleting the mouse and says the time slot is needed urgently and minimizes the window, instead of saying 'Run, The Secret Show!', he says 'Download, The Secret Show!'

The Secret ShowEdit

Victor and Anita are on the run from UZZ because of what they did.


  • Both: (Laughing)
  • Anita: Shh, Victor.
  • Cheeky Chops: What was that noise?
  • Professor Professor: What noise?
  • Cheeky Chops: Oh, no matter.

  • Professor Professor: Oh. Let me see, let me see.

  • Victor: We didn't do that!
  • Anita: (Gasps) Victor!
  • Cheeky Chops: It's them! Security alert. Code Custard, Code Custard!
  • Anita: The chairs, Victor.
  • Cheeky Chops: Code Custard, Code Custard!

  • Agent Ray: Spread out! They can go far!

  • Agent Ray: Hey, you two! Did you know those two shadey looking fugitives pass by this way?

  • Agent Ray: Hmm. Be on look out and stay in doors until the alerts over.
  • Victor: We do Ray.
  • Agent Ray: Huh? What did you just say?

  • World Leader's Husband: As the World Leader so forcely put we must pack-- (Screams)
  • Imposter Professor Professor: (Laughs)
  • All(Off-screen): (Gasp)
  • Victor & Anita: Professor?!
  • Imposter Professor Professor: (Laughs)
  • Cheeky Chops: How can you do that to the World Leader's Husband, Professor Professor?
  • Professor Professor: But it can be me I'm here!

  • Cheeky Chops: [Grunting]
  • Professor Professor: Don't you dare code custard me!
  • Cheeky Chops: Code custard! Code custard! Code cuastard!

  • Professor Professor: It worked. But, who are you two helpful what unrecognizable strangers?

  • Anita: I'll get it. Can I help you? Ray? but who would-- (gasp) he entire squad!

  • Vic: Okay, Ray. You know what to do.
  • Ray: Roger. I'm on my way.
  • Anita: I hope your plans work, Victor.
  • Vic: No pleasure.

  • Anita: Not while we around!
  • Cheeky Chops: Anita!
  • Anita: No time to explain, Cheeky Chops.


  • The Secret Number is located on the TV before Professor Professor pulled a wedgie on the World Leader's husband.
  • This is one of the episodes where Ray doesn't say 'Run, The Secret Show!', instead he says 'Download, The Secret Show!'